Internet is for Porn Lyrics

SierraX

SierraX

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Beim letzten Stream haben die Streamer ein nettes Lied über das Internet gesendet. Lange hat es gebraucht, bis ich es gefunden habe.
Internet is for porn!
auch das mit Lyrics war nicht ganz einfach.

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[B]The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics[/B]

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern -- the Internet!

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
The internet is really really great 
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
For porn
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait 
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
For porn
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
There's always some new site, 
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
For porn!
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
I browse all day and night 
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
For porn!
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
For porn!
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Trekkie!
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
The internet is for porn 
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Trekkie!
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
The internet is for porn, 
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
What are you doing!?
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Treee—kkie!
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Oh hello kate monster
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
You are ruining my song
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Okey-dokey.
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Good

I’m glad we have this new technology
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
For porn
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Which gives us untold opportunity
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
For por—oops, sorry
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Right from you own desktop
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
For ---
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
FOR PORN!!

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Trekkie!
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
The internet is for porn!
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Noooo
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
The internet is for porn!
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Trekkie
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
That’s gross you’re a pervert
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look 
At porn on the internet
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Ohhhh?
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
What?!
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Let me hear it!

[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=BLUE][I] AND GUYS[/I][/COLOR]
The internet is for porn!
[COLOR=BLUE][I]PRINCETON[/I][/COLOR] 
Sorry kate
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=BLUE][I] AND GUYS[/I][/COLOR]
The internet is for porn!
[COLOR=BLUE][I]PRINCETON[/I][/COLOR]
I masturbate!
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=BLUE][I] AND GUYS[/I][/COLOR]
All these guys unzip their flies 
For porn, porn, porn!

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
The internet is not for porn!! 

[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=BLUE][I] AND GUYS[/I][/COLOR]
PORN!, PORN, P---

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

[COLOR=BLUE][I]ROB[/I][/COLOR]
That’s correct.

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com 

[COLOR=BLUE][I]BRIAN[/I][/COLOR]
Sure! 

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay 

[COLOR=BLUE][I]GARY[/I][/COLOR]
Yes I do!

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card 

[COLOR=BLUE][I]PRINCETON[/I][/COLOR]
True!

[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Oh, but Kate- 
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

[COLOR=BLUE][I]PRINCETON[/I][/COLOR]
. .yeah

[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
EEEWWWWW! 
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=BLUE][I] AND GUYS[/I][/COLOR] 
The internet is for porn! 
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
Gross!
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=BLUE][I] AND GUYS[/I][/COLOR] 
The internet is for porn!
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
I hate porn
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
Grab your dick and double click
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
I hate you men! 
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=BLUE][I] AND GUYS[/I][/COLOR]
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
I’m leaving! 
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=BLUE][I] AND GUYS[/I][/COLOR] 
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
[COLOR=Magenta][I]KATE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
I hate the internet! 
[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=BLUE][I] AND GUYS[/I][/COLOR] 
Porn, porn, porn, porn

[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR]
The internet is for

[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] AND SOME 
internet is for 

[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] AND ALL
internet is for PORN!

[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][I]TREKKIE MONSTER[/I][/COLOR] 
YEAH!

Viel Spaß.
 
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Nochwas dazu gefunden :D

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gets jetz?

Vieleicht sinse ja netter wenn ich etwas Werbung mache..

getdigital ist einfach genial... Einziger nachteil von dem ich weiss.... Das sie afaik keine Hoodies haben.

Sonst hab ich einige sachen von denen und finde sie SPITZE :D
 
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